Don’t Be Shy

Hey guys! I’m back with a juicy story! This story I’m gonna jump into the future a little bit. I do have plenty more of ones from the past that I’ll share later. This is the night that I got my girlfriend, Love, pregnant. It was the night of Love’s birthday which makes the story even funnier to be honest. Hope you enjoy!

It was December 21st, Love’s birthday. For her birthday, I took off for the whole weekend because her birthday was on a Saturday. In the morning I made her bacon, eggs, cheese grits and toast for breakfast which were her favorite. I took her shopping at her favorite stores in the afternoon. Then I took her to see Deadpool and Wolverine because she hadn’t seen it yet. Then to finish the night we went to an expensive steakhouse in D.C. I gave her a promise ring and she cried. It was super heartwarming af. After the eventful day we went to the bar back home in Maryland 5 minutes from the house.

“Bae today was the best birthday I’ve ever had!” She said in the car ride home. She got pretty drunk from all the shots she was handed from her friends at the bar. Her friends consisted of two tall black sisters and one short thick Asian girl. They all complement each other. My girl is the mom of the group, the two sisters are like the older mature sisters and the Asian one is like the youngest immature sister. It was pretty out of character for Love to get drunk because she’s usually policing the others but tonight she decided that she wanted to turn up! In the car ride home, we talked about the day and how she enjoyed it. “I love you bae so much!” She repeated multiple times throughout the night and in the car ride. This woman is truly my soul mate. Funny story inside the story, I left her in the hands of her friends for 10 minutes just to go outside to hit my nic and my cart and they told me that she went searching for me in a drunken fit after two minutes of me being gone. So I was glued to her hip for the rest of the night.

I was just happy that this was her true self. You know how liquor brings out the truth in people. Once we arrived in the drive way I carried her on my back, up the stairs and into the house. I plopped her on the bed and removed her heels, her dress and put her in a night gown and bonnet. The trash can from the bathroom was full so I tied the bag and took it to the kitchen and grabbed a fresh bag and put it on her side of the bed, along with water. She was falling in and out of consciousness during the whole series of events.

“Bae I love you…” she said as she leaned on her arms and stared directly into my soul. Her long eyelash extensions were still on and I didn’t know a thing about removing them so I didn’t. “Papi come here I wanna fuck.” She assertively said while slurring her words just a little bit. “Give it a minute bae you’re drunk as fuck.” I said in between a chuckle. “Okay daddy.” She said with pouted lip as she climbed into the bed and under the covers. “At least come rub on my booty.” She commanded. I thought to my self fuck it. I joined her in the bed and without wasting any time I was massaging her booty with both of my hands.

About 6-7 minutes of me massaging her ass went by before I heard her stomach rumble. “Ooo Bae!” She said as she slowly crept into a downward dog position before pushing out a violent fart that overpowered the family guy episode going on in the background. When I tell you I was stunned I didn’t even know what to do. After she farted she plopped back down on the bed with her head in the pillow. I felt conflicted. We’ve never talked about how to handle things when the other was drunk. I didn’t want to overstep any boundaries or anything so I just sat there for a second. She noticed and she looked up at me from the pillow.

Softly she said, “Don’t be shy Papi. You can smell it.” She said as she closed her eyes and raised her curvy ass in the air again. This time she slid her lacy panties off and put them around her ankles and gripped one of her ass checks to spread her butt. This time a nice wet fart spuddered out of her ass and within seconds my nose was right near her asshole. I took a big whiff and was in a trance. “You liked that one didn’t you?” She said dominantly. “I’ve been holding in a bunch of farts since the steakhouse so I could do this for you. You gave me such a good birthday and I wanted to show my appreciation baby.” She said.

“Oh my god you’re turning me on so much.” I admitted to her. “So why don’t you put it in? I’m already wet enough. You been looking good all day I couldn’t wait to get home.” She demanded. So as you can guess I was reduced to just my tank top and socks within seconds and was behind my girlfriend to slide in. “Hold on bae.” She paused. She grabbed my dick and put it on the top of her ass and pushed her butt onto my balls underneath. I felt hot air followed by a long vibration out of her fat ass but it wasn’t a crazy sound.

“Ooo silent. But damn that stink!” She said as she started laughing. My girlfriend is so childish she laughs almost every time she farts and I find it so adorable. That fart was putrid though. It smelled like expired bacon. I started to rub her coochie with my hard wood for a couple of seconds before she grabbed my manhood firmly and put my tip right over her asshole. I felt her anus pucker as she let out another airy fart that blew hot wind onto my dick. I couldn’t take it anymore. I slid in slow and give her backshots for at least 4 minutes before changing positions to missionary. She was so loud you would think I was breaking her in half. Im almost sure the neighbors could hear us fucking, (I was glad that my mother was out of town for the weekend because if not this whole thing wouldn’t have happened.) I couldn’t control myself though. I had to give her everything I had after her gassy display. Who would have thought she would get so gassy from liquor.

Every other stoke she would fart and it would turn me on even more. I was reaching my climax and she had already finished two times. I told her that I was close and she locked her legs around my waist, pulled me in close with her arms. She had this look on her face. It didn’t seem like a look of pleasure. It was a scrunched look, a look that I was familiar with. She tensed up and gripped me hard. The fart started out slow and then erupted into another violent fart, almost to the same sound as the one from my prank story. It was about 7 seconds long. I couldn’t hold on anymore so I fucked up and didn’t pull out. I let her have all of it. I filled her up so much that when I pulled out she was dripping.

“Oh my god. What the fuck did I just do.” I said quietly to myself. I wasn’t drunk I was just high as fuck so I wasn’t thinking straight. “Don’t worry pumpkin it’s fine. That was the best dick you’ve ever given me.” She said as she closed her legs and rolled over and instantly fell asleep. Like no kidding she literally was out after her last word. So now it’s 1:30am on December 22nd and I’m just sitting there. Mulling over what I just did. I decided that whatever happens that I’m taking responsibility for it and that I don’t regret a damn thing. I went to the bathroom and got a wet rag and dry rag and cleaned up Love while she was fast asleep. I fixed her bonnet which was cocked to the side and got her panties and slipped them back on her. Once I got into bed i laid there on my back and looked at the ceiling.

Love rolled over onto me and laid her head on my chest. I thought she was awake but she was still fast asleep. She tends to sleep talk some times. “I love you so much pumpkin…” she said in her sleep. I kissed her on her forehead and said it back to her. Within minutes I joined her in slumber.

Two weeks went by and I found out that Love missed her period. She sent me a picture while I was at work with her taking a selfie while holding three pregnancy tests in her hand. The two lines were showing as clear as day, the other one with the cross clear, and the last one with the word pregnant on it. I’ll be honest with you boys, I dropped to my knees in the break room of my job and cried tears of joy. I was so happy and emotional. That was 4 months ago. We’re expecting the baby in September. We’re both hoping for a baby girl!

Thanks for reading my story guys! Your support had been uncanny. More to come!