Fart Battle

Hey guys I’m back with another juicy one! This story is about my girl and her mom. For context her mom is built like the adult actress Cherokee. (Look her up if u want an idea of the body type) Shes like the complete opposite of my girl in personality tho. Shes strong headed, confident but can be really aggressive and assertive. She is about 40-41 and light skin. Shes about 5’6 and has a beautiful face but I believe my gf has her beat as face cards go. But her booty is way bigger than my girl by a landslide.

It was this past winter, a little before my girl got pregnant with our child. We were at her mom’s for the weekend because we were going to her mom’s church that Sunday. It was Friday night and we were all chilling in the kitchen. My girls’ younger siblings were down for the night so it just left me, my girl and her mom. Her mom was in her silky night gown and my girl had on Jean shorts and a tank top. I was already in my night clothes ready to go to bed.

They decided that they wanted to roll up and smoke. So being who I am, I can’t turn down a smoke sesh. So we roll the blunts and blow it down. I’m gonna call the mom Sugar. Sugar put the blunt down in the ash tray and walked over to the kitchen counter. She pulls out a cake that she baked earlier in the day. The cake was red velvet with cream cheese icing. My favorite. She cut us all big ass pieces and we chowed down. That was one of the best cakes that I’ve ever ate. After Love finished her cake she got up and grabbed all the plates and made her way to the sink.

She accidentally bumped into her mom on the account of her wide hips and booty. Her mom gently tapped her on her butt and said “Watch where u going with this weapon. You might hurt some one with it.”

Not gonna lie we were all fried. Her ass looked amazing in the shorts she had on. Sugar noticed I couldn’t take my eyes off her🤣

“Stare any hardy Vinny, and your eyes gonna get stuck!” Sugar said to me. My girl paused and bent over slightly and started to shake her booty just a little bit. “He love all of this!” She said. Mind you she’s next to her mom when this happened. As she stopped shaking, all u heard was a small creak.

“I know you fucking lying!” Sugar yelled and started laughing. My girl farted in her mom’s face. “My bad mama!” She said as she scurried over to the sink.

Sugar is a milf and a little heavy so I didn’t expect her to be able to move extra fast. So she started chasing Love around the house. They was laughing and playing the whole time. I was still smoking the Dutch. Love ended up getting away and Sugar got tired. So they both sat back at the table and lit their wood again. So im chilling and like 30 minutes pass. We’re just chopping it up.

It’s around 9:30 now and we get ready to move to the couch and watch a movie. Sugar was the first to get up. She put the cake away and she walked up to Love. Don’t forget we’re all high as shit so Love and I wasn’t expecting anything.

“Baby you got something on ur face turn ur head.” Sugar said to Love. Love turned her head to her left.

Sugar gave me a wink and I knew she was up to something. She faked like she was picking at something in her daughter’s face. Then, Sugar turned around and pulled up her dress to reveal her black granny panties and rested her huge ass on Love’s shoulder and ripped a bassy fart on her. I’m not gonna lie I was jealous.

When I tell yall I fell on the floor and started rolling, I was rolling.🤣 But I also would be lying that I was doing that to hide my growing friend in my pants. Her mom is so sexy and so unshameful it’s like a breath of fresh air.

Love started coughing and shoved her mom away. Sugar joined me in laughter as Love fanned her face. Sugar headed to the couch and sat in her chair. I finally got myself together and got up. Love just looked at me with a blank face. She looked at me and cupped her hand under ass and farted in it and tried to gas my nose with it. I had to play it off so I wouldn’t reveal my secret in front of her moms. So I dodged.

“Gotta be quicker than that bae!” I said. She looked fake frustrated but she knew she wanted to laugh.

So we joined Sugar in the living room. We cuddled up on the loveseat beside her mom’s chair and turn on a comedy special from Dave Chapelle.

At some point, the ladies got up and went back to the kitchen to get some wine. I still had a roach in my hand and I was pretty much done smoking so I put it down and got on my phone while the movie was paused. From behind me all I hear is a loud bubbly fart come from the kitchen.

“You funky bitch!” That was the only thing I heard from Sugar across the room, as I saw Love retreating to me and snuggled back up to me. “Damn what happened Mama?” (I call her mama too. We’ve known each other for a while.)

“Ya nasty ass girlfriend farted on my head when I was grabbing the wine box out of the lower cabinet.” She said between chuckles. “I don’t just start wars, I finish em’ too.” Love said while sticking her tongue out at Sugar.

“Oh ima get u alright. Don’t even worry about it baby girl.” Sugar said while rubbing her belly.

Unfortunately though that was the last fart of the night. I think once Sugar excused herself to use the bathroom she took care of it in the bathroom. And I’m not gonna lie she tore that bathroom the fuck up! My girl ended up doing the same in the morning. It was relatively a great night especially for me.

The two of them have a great relationship. They aren’t super far in age because Sugar had Love at 16-17 so they are also like best friends. But I got an update for you guys! I just found out that me and Love are having a baby girl! I’m writing these stories out now because pretty soon im gonna be on a hiatus from writing but I’m sure I’ll still be active in the dms and community. So I think I have like 3 more stories and that’s all that I can remember. Also I just want yall to know that this is really my life. I’m blessed to have been surrounded around these women and I won’t take them for granted. Thanks for reading yall! More to come!