Friend's Mom Silently Farted Near Me

This happened back when I was in high school. Every Thanksgiving, my family would visit some longtime family friends out of state.

One morning during our stay, I woke up early and went downstairs to cut up some fruit for myself. My friend’s mom was also in the kitchen, cooking at the stove. She is about 5'7" and around 160–170 pounds I would guess, and was dressed in sweatpants and a loose shirt since it was still early, and she hadn’t gotten ready for the day yet.

There were a couple other people downstairs, but it was just the two of us in the kitchen. She wasn’t the type of person who would be open about bodily functions, even with people who she's close to, which made what happened next all the more surprising.

As I was slicing up the fruit, suddenly I smelled something sharp, a very sulfurous eggy kind of smell. The smell lingered in the air, and I could tell she knew I noticed. Neither of us said anything. We just went about what we were doing, but I was secretly turned on by the smell and embarrassed posture she gave off.