gassy date lol

the last date i went on he came to my house and i hadnt finished getting ready but after i did i came out my room and he was like oouu u look good so i kinda jiggled my cheeks on him a lil and then he was loving it so i let out a lil burp and he was so turned on by my ass he didnt say anything hahah, then we went to a restaurant i had this superrr cheesy macaroni and a diet coke, i burped so loudly in the restaurant whilst there was still food in my mouth and then lifted my cheeks up to fart, when we got out i bent over and twerked my cheeks a lil to fart and he js slapped my ass and we laughed abt it. when we got in the car i was burping loadsss and then we went back to his and we had a gassy makeout sesh turned into gassy sex it was so sexy lol