Gassy gf after date.

My gf and I have been together a little over a year and we’ve grown to be very comfy with each other. She openly farts, burps, poops, etc and it plays a role in the humor of our relationship as well. At the time of this story, we had only been together for 5 months. I’d only heard a few of her farts but had never smelled them.

While on this date, we both had burgers that had tons and tons of cheese. I personally love cheese and it doesn’t really upset my stomach or cause gas but my gf on the other hand, she can probably clear a barn after consuming a drop of dairy.. which I had not known until this night.

After eating the burger, she said “Baby it’s going to get ugly later, I feeling something brewing.” I thought nothing much of it just assuming it’d be regular gas. Later that night, she started doing my hair and while she was doing so, she kept leaning forward due to the slight pain in her tummy, and she said “Baby that cheese is fighting back.” And she giggled. I tried to tell her to just go to the restroom but mid sentence, she ripped a very long, deep, bubbly fart. I was so shocked as she cried of silent laughter, and the smell hit me like a fucking brick wall, it smelled of rotten eggs and cheese. And it lingered for a few minutes. She then continued to rip more and more of these monstrous farts, I really thought she’d eventually shart.

We then decided to leave the room and watch a movie and the gas just continued. We laughed at it all night, up until we went to bed. She dutch opened me the entire night and would continuously cut me off while I was speaking with gigantic, horrific smelling farts.

The next morning, when she woke up, she released a fart that lasted at least 6 seconds and vibrated our mattress. And apparently that was “the one she needed” for her stomach.

We joke about that night all the time and how she knew I loved her because of how bad her farts were. I hope you guys enjoyed.