Me being on the train for an hour

Two days ago I had the most sexy in public fart session...

I was wearing some tight skinny jeans that made my ass look like a fat pumpkin and I was so gassy from my lunch.

There were like 5 other people around me in the train and I decided to use my hand to lift my cheek up to let out a nice bubbly fart and it was so long and loud damn I let out a huge moan of relief after and said ''ouuu that felt gooddd'' in front of EVERYONE it turned me on ngl

I ordered 3 milkshakes, and they just went straight through me and I was burping loud and long whilst lifting my cheeks up to fart for a good hour hahahah

After I finished a milkshake I would chuck it on the floor whilst letting out a nice fart or burp at the same time like a disgusting pig

No one said anything except one skinny woman who said ''are you gonna say excuse me'' and I just responded with a nice long burp and a moan looolll

Some people even moved it stank so good in there