the hottest fart date i want to have

i love farts a lot, so many times i fantasize of fart dates, in a previous story (prob on another subreddit) i told about how i dutch ovened my ex with a very pitchy deadly fart, and i absolutely loved it, now i love to do very smelly dutch ovens, in a date i would say "to make sure you really love me, i have a test for you, the gas chamber". i would love to rip very deadly farts under the covers laughing making sure it's very stinky.

am i the only crazy here? what would be the hottest fart date for you, these stories are so hot