The Missadventures of The Hero - The Four Hell Knights

The battle had been raging for a while now. Our forces were decimating the Dark Lords army. Or at least half of ours were. While the men struggled and fought in life or death duels with Dark Lords men, the women kicked, kneed, palmed, punted, squeezed, and blasted their way through all of his men. Already hundreds of men were cradling their balls in a puddle of boypain.

However, we were outnumbered ten to one. Even they would lose. Eventually. That’s why a small party snuck into the castle. Myself, Hope, the rogue who first busted me and titfucked me. Serenity, the bandit who defeated my army a month ago in a single night with a few kicks to the balls. And Honey, a village girl who crushed my balls in front of my entire army and the village we were staying in.

The four of us together made it into the castle and were now prowling through its halls, while the sounds of battle, mostly men screaming for their balls, echoed from outside.

“Are we there yet?” Hope groaned, “Where is this guy?!”

“Keep on your toes,” Serenity hissed, “The Dark Lords is powerful. We can’t fall into any traps.”

“Why doesn’t he just attack us if he’s so strong?” Honey whispered, “If he’s such a big deal why’s he scared of a few girls.”

“He’s probably seen what you’ve all done to his army,” I said to the trio of ballbusters, “if he’s smart he’ll ambush us when we least expect it. That or his four commanders.”

“His four what?” Hope asked.

“His Four Hell Knights,” I explained as we turned a corner, “they’re all powerful warriors. Each granted magical abilities by the dark lord. Together, the four of them are almost as terrifying as him.”

“I’ve heard of them,” Serenity added, “they sound remarkable-“

“But they’re boys right?” Honey asked, “A kick to their little balls will do the trick.”

“Do you think they’ll cry for their balls like normal boys?” Hope asked, “You know since they’re special and all.”

We rounded another corner, entering a wide open chamber. It was almost like an arena. At the other end of the room was a pair of double doors. Suddenly, a rush of shadow and wind swarmed the room. The hurricane of black magic converged at the double doors, swirling rapidly. As quickly as the magic appeared, it dissipated, and four tall, monstrous men stood together.

They were each garbed in dark robes, with horned pauldrons and helmets. Crimson lines traced their armor pieces and cloth, and a unique symbol were etched in the center of their robes. A raging flame, a twirling hourglass, roiling clouds, and the last had arrows pointing up and down. The air was cold, their authority was absolute. These men were the Four Hell Knights. And we were doomed.

“You have come far enough,” The Hell Knight of The Hourglass said, “none shall go beyond this point, not even you.”

“We are the Four Hell Knights,” The Hell Knight of The Flame continued, “the strongest followers of the Dark Lord. Our power is absolute.”

“You are but three little girls and a man,” The Hell Knight of Gravity sneered, “you would be foolish to take another step.”

“I am the Master of Storms,” The Hell Knight of The Storm belted, his voice reverberating through the chamber. A wind of ice and malice passed through us.

“Hey!” Hope shouted, as the wind picked up her skirt, “stop trying to-“

“My very will commands the season. With a wave of my hand I can cast aside your little army with a hurricane,” The Hell Knight of The Storm jeered, a cruel smile on his lips, “my allies control fire, the gravity that keeps you on this earth, even time! You stand no chance-“

“Yeah, alright,” Hope interrupted, walking up to the Hell Knight of the Storm.

The hell knight eyed her with disdain, and shock. That she would dare approach him.

“Are you without thought, little girl?” The Hell Knight of The Storm chortled, “I know your species is cursed with a small brain but-“

He never finished his insult. He never got the chance to have another thought but one of pain. Hope rolled her eyes, grabbing the hell knight by the shoulders and launched her knee into his balls. Lifting him off the ground.

“AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!” The Hell Knight of the Storm squealed, crumbling to the ground. The other Hell Knights moved into action, but they were far too slow. The girls, Serenity, Honey, and Hope, were already on the attack.

As the Hell Knight of Storms crumpled, Hope took a step forward and crashed her boot into the nearest Hell Knights balls, the Hell Knight of The Hourglass. His hands flickered with magical light that faded, as he clutched his battered nuts and dropped to his knees.

Honey sprinted to the Hell Knight of Gravity and dropped to a slide. Just as she got underneath his legs, she shot both her feet up with blinding speed. Crushing his balls. The Hell Knight of Gravity flew in the air, pain and gravity brought him back to earth.

The Hell Knight of Flame was the only one able to react in time, conjuring a sword of fire and clashing with Serenity. They traded blows for a short time, he was extremely skilled. Their swords locked, his own melting hers.

“Say goodbye to your blade, foolish bitch,” The Hell Knight of Flame sneered, as Serenity’s sword withered into white hot liquid.

“Say goodbye to your balls,” Serenity snickered. Just as the Hell Knight opened his mouth to spit another insult, Hope appeared behind him.

“Sorry, Mr. Hell Knight!” Hope exclaimed, stepping forward and launching her boot between his legs from behind.

*CRUUUUUUUUUUNCH!*

“EEEEEEEEEP!” The Hell Knight whimpered, Hope connected with both of the Hell Knights balls. The flame-sword in his hand flickered and winked away. And his mouth dropped into a wide O, as his eyes crossed in pain.

“My turn,” Serenity smirked. And just as Hope took her foot away, Serenity slammed her own boot straight into the Hell Knights balls, launching him a foot in the air.

“MYYYYYYYYYY BALLLLLLLLLLLS!” The Hell Knight of Flame screamed, crashing to the floor and breaking out into sobs.

Honey had grabbed the Hell Knight of The Hourglass by the balls, squeezing them between her dainty fingers.

“You think if you stopped time, your balls would keep getting crushed like this forever?” Honey giggled, twisting and squishing the Hell Knights nuts. He couldn’t respond, only scream and pry at her hands pointlessly.

“You fucking whores,” The Hell Knight of Gravity growled, getting on all fours. His eyes glowed with silver light, and his hands and feet began to blur with magic, “I’ll show you-“

“Up you get, Mr. Hell Knight!” Honey exclaimed, walking behind him and ripping his trousers down, exposing his swollen ballsack. She snatched his balls in her free hand and yanked them up to her waist.

“OWWWWWWIEEEEEEE!!” The Hell Knight cried, his magic immediately vanishing.

“You gotta show me around the castle!” Honey said, “come on!”

She walked both the towering, fearsome Hell Knights by the balls. And they cried and sobbed for their broken balls.

I was overwhelmed with shock. The girls had decimated the Hell Knights, completely humiliated them. All because of their balls. Hope punted the Hell Knight of the Storms again, and Serenity was stomping on the Hell Knight of Flame. They were being completely dominated, humiliated. We never even got to see their magic.

A shift in the air caught my attention, just out of the corner of my eye. A dark shape fleeing into a nearby room. I bolted after it, it must be the Dark Lord! Trying to make an escape. I kicked the door open, roaring.

“Halt! In the name of the Princess!” I declared, brandishing my blade.

“Get away!” A young maid screeched, she was younger than even I. She must have just become an adult. Small and perky, young and inexperienced. My guard dropped the instant I saw her.

“So-“ I began, but the young maiden was scared, too scared to listen.

In the instant I dropped my guard the maid stepped forward, her eyes were fierce and her breasts, pressed together in her tight outfit, bounced.

“Take this!” She shouted, as the maid, half my size and younger than me, launched her foot into my balls.

I screamed and crumpled to the ground, my blade clattered on the stone floor. The pain I had become familiar with, but no stronger against, returned. The pain, the all consuming, bitch making pain. First her foot crushed my balls, then her foot crushed my spirit. I couldn’t think, I couldn’t move, I could only curl up and cry for my broken balls. And cry I did, scream I did.

“MYYYYYYYY BALLLLLLLLLS!” I sobbed, “YOU BROKE MY BALLLLLLLLLS!”

“That’s what you get for attacking me!” The maid huffed, and then she blinked with surprise, “you’re not a hell knight!”

“No!” I squeaked, squeezing my balls and shutting my eyes tight, hoping I could cast the pain away, “I’m the Hero!”

“Well why didn’t you say so?!” The maid snapped, “you just kicked my door down!”

Her kick had brought the attention of the girls in the other room. Hope had arrived quickly, bursting in the room. She clapped a hand over her mouth, giggling into her palm.

“Oh my god,” Hope chuckled, “she crushed your balls, didn’t she?”

I just whimpered.

“Come on man,” Hope tried to hold back laughter, “you couldn’t last like… five seconds?”

“He didn’t last one,” The maid said.

“Well figures,” Hope shrugged, now talking to the maid, “nice work. You really got him good.”

“Doesn’t really matter,” The maid replied, “I’m trapped here. I was trying to escape but with the Hell Knights and the battle outside-“

“Oh we took care of the Hell Knights,” Hope dismissed her, “they’re crying for their balls right now. Honey and Serenity are getting them to release the seal on the dark lords throne room. And our girls are taking care of the battle outside. If you go now, they’ll protect you.”

“Wait, your army is a bunch of girls?” The maid asked incredulously.

“It was men, but then we figured out boys can’t really fight so we switched it up,” Hope smirked, “we made the right choice. They’re crushing the boys outside.”

“I bet,” The maid smiled, “well, I’m off then. Thanks for the help!”

The maid stepped over my fetal form, not even taking another look at me.

“Alright, Mr. Hero,” Hope groaned, walking up to me, “I’d let you recover your little ballsies but we need you and your amulet to face the dark lord, so up you get.”

She pulled on my shoulder, I didn’t move an inch. I couldn’t.

“Come on!” Hope struggled, pulling on me as hard as she could.

“I can’t “ I whimpered, “she crushed my balls, Hope. It hurts so much-“

“Oh, right!” Hope laughed gleefully, “your little ballsies!”

She walked behind me and pulled my trousers down. She snuck her hand through my fingers and secured a fast hold on my balls. She started tugging gently at first.

“Ooooooooh-“ I groaned, “please, stop.”

“Up you get Mr. Hero!” Hope exclaimed started to stand up with my balls in her dainty hand.

“NO PLEASE-“ I screeched, as the pain started to bloom in my stomach.

“Look I’m going back to the girls,” Hope said, “and your balls are coming with me. Got it?”

She was no longer gentle, she yanked me by my balls. I yelped, forced onto my feet. And, bent over with my butt in the air, Hope escorted me back to the Hell Knights and the other girls.

All four of the hell knights were down. Their trousers thrown across the room and the balls completely exposed. Two were in the fetal position sobbing, one was cradling his balls on his knees with his face buried into the stone floor, and the last one was being held up by Serenity. Honey was several feet away, stretching.

“PLEASE!” The Hell Knight of Storms screamed, “MERCY!”

“Say it!” Serenity laughed.

“GIRLS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS!” The Hell Knight of Storms bellowed, his voice as high as a flute, “BOYS CANT FIGHT!”

“That’s right!” Honey said, “and here’s why!”

Honey bounded after him, her heaving breasts, her rippling thighs, her bouncing ass all jiggling from the sprint. A simple village girl, with more experience cleaning tables than fighting, was about to crush one of the most powerful men in the world. With just her foot.

“NOOOOOO PLEAAAAAASE!” The Hell Knight screamed, “NOT MY BALLS!”

“This is really gonna hurt, Mr. Hell Knight,” Serenity whispered in his ear, “bet you wish you were a girl now, huh?”

“NOOOOOOOOOO PLEAAAAAASE-“ The Hell Knight screamed one last time.

It happened in the blink of an eye, but we all experienced it for eternity. Honey stomped on the floor, planting her feet. She winded her leg back, carrying the momentum from her sprint she launched her booted foot forward. It screamed in the open chamber. Like the whistle of a thousand birds. And then her little foot crashed into the Hell Knights balls with a earth shattering, ball breaking-

*CRUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH!*

The impact lifted him off his feet. The destruction of his balls echoed in the whole chamber, he screamed higher than any man should as a kick from a little girl crushed his most important organs. His most prized possessions. Right where he lived. He crashed to the ground and screamed what we all do.

“MYYYYYYYYY BALLLLLLLLLLLS!” The leader of the Hell Knights, the most powerful man second to only the dark lord, screamed. “MYYYYYYYYY BALLLLLLLLLLS!”

“You know they don’t really sound that different from regular boys,” Honey stated.

“Yeah,” Serenity agreed, “I thought legendary men would at least be a little tougher. Guess they’re all crybabies- hey what happened to him?”

Serenity nodded to Hope, holding me by my balls.

“A maid kicked him in the balls,” Hope said.

“Oh,” Serenity nodded, “he cry about it?”

“Like a baby,” Hope chuckled.

The final seal on the double doors faded, the magic the Four Hell Knights powering it now gone. They were broken and defeated. Easily.

“Time to finish this?” Hope asked.

“Let’s bust some Dark Lord balls,” Serenity smiled.

The three girls, victorious without even a scratch, dragged me by my balls into the Dark Lords chambers.

*What a battle! The Four Hell Knights couldn’t even use their magic! Balls make men pretty weak! Up next, the final battle! The Dark Lord vs a bunch of girls, who will win? Find out, on the next Missadventures of The Hero!*