The Missadventures of The Hero - The Hero & The Bandit

It’s been three months since Hope and I joined forces. Since then, we’ve raised a small army of notorious bandits to take us behind enemy lines. The battles we’ve fought have been countless and extraordinary, I have collected more than my fair share of battle scars. Hope, on the other hand, has emerged unscathed. Every. Time.

It doesn’t matter who she’s up against, how big and bad the men are. She just kicks them in the balls and they end up crying like little girls. Like me when she crushed my balls. It’s insane. I’ve never seen such superiority on the battlefield, not even from the men who trained me. But it’s so simple for her, so easy.

I’ve been titfucking her as many times as day as I can, she has me play games for her to earn it. Break the record of pushups I can do in a row, lift a boulder, wrestle the other men, you name it. If it’s a feat of strength, I have to perform it and I’m allowed to fuck her tits. She’s been calling me a specimen lately, stroking my arms and touching my chest. It’s nice. My heart still belongs to the Princess, but my body is Hope’s.

We are nearing the gates to the Dark Lord, maybe another month’s journey, but right now we are camped out and resting for the day. It’s been a long, hard quest. The men deserve a break, and I’ve been eager to shove my cock between Hope’s bountiful breasts. They’ve been bouncing all day on horse back, I’ve almost crashed my horse into a dozen different trees.

However, instead of cumming between Hope’s boobs, I am standing off with a different woman. An entire army of women bandits in fact. They’ve approached our camp and sought to parlay. And now, in the center of the camp, she and I are facing one another. Hope right by my side.

“May we talk in private, Hero?” Serenity, the leader of the women bandits, asked.

She had short, dark hair and the arms she wore was hardly armor. It was more like metal undergarments. The flesh and skin revealed distracted me more than I’d like to admit, especially in front of Hope. However the prospect of meeting Serenity in private caused my heart to skip a beat, and my stomach to flip. I could barely tear my eyes away from the voluptuous cleavage Serenity’s armor displayed.

“We can meet in my tent,” I nearly squeaked, I cleared my throat and spoke with a deeper voice. “If my lady so wishes.”

“That’s a bad idea,” Hope said plainly, “don’t do it.”

“I am in charge, Hope,” I replied, locking eyes with her. The emerald green in her iris’ sparkled brilliantly. Like the Princesses, “Do not worry, I’ll be fine.”

Hope threw her hands in the air and shrugged.

“Girls,” Serenity called out, all the women straightened up. The jiggle of flesh caught the attention of all the men. Including me, “accompany the men to their tents. Take good care of them.”

The men licked their lips and rubbed their hands together, all of them nearly sprinting to their own tents. I barely could contain myself and led both Hope and Serenity to my tent.

“I’ll be outside,” Hope said seizing my shoulder and whispering in my ear, “if you fall for any tricks, I’ll crush your balls.”

I nodded with a small smile. Hope hadn’t busted me in months, I had almost forgotten what it felt like. But all the same, I had no intention to remember.

Serenity and I entered my tent, the scent of her perfume and hair filled the space. My heart started pounding, my cock was already hard from earlier and it only grew more. Standing across one another she began speaking.

“I would like your contract with the Bad Boys,” Serenity said sternly, her hazel eyes sheening with authority, momentarily dropping to my conspicuous member.

“Excuse me?” I asked, raising my brow, “I’m sorry, I can’t do that.”

“Why not?”

“We’re on an important quest. The Dark Lord, maybe you’ve heard of him? Their task is to get me and my companion behind his gates and into his castle so we can defeat him.”

Serenity crossed her arms, her already ample cleavage was now increased tenfold with the pressure her well endowed boobs were now under. My eyes drank the sight in, fuck. They might be bigger than Hope’s. I really wanted to shove my cock between them.

“This is unacceptable, I need numbers for the next job I have,” Serenity said, “the Bad Boys fit the bill.”

“I can’t give them up,” I said sternly, “your job is not as important as saving the land from the Dark Lord’s reign. I’m sorry.”

“Ugh!” She exclaimed, dropping into one of my chairs. Her boobs gave a delightful bounce, one I watched vigorously. Something she caught.

A mischievous smile, much like Hopes when we first met, crossed Serenity’s freckled face.

“Surely, there’s a way I can convince you?” Serenity said, placing her hands on either side of the chair and ever so subtly thrusting her bosom out. “I’ve noticed you staring. When was the last time you shot your seed?”

My eyes popped out of my skull.

“I-I-,” I stammered, tripping over my words, “I won’t betray my honor, my lady.”

“Honor,” Serenity rolled her eyes, “you men and your honor. Is that really more important than shoving your cock between these?”

She pressed her boobs together, rubbing them against one another. I almost spilled my seed then and there, my jaw fell open. All thoughts and discipline were rapidly leaving my brain, it was everything I could do not to tear off my trousers and insert myself in that heavenly cleavage.

“I can’t!” I shouted in defiance, my manhood throbbing. It hurt to reject such an opportunity, “I cannot strike such a deal!”

“Why don’t we play a game?” Serenity purred, rising to her feet and steadily approaching me. Her breasts and thighs jiggling with each step. “What if I put your cock between my tits-“

She was only inches away from me now, I hadn’t realized till now but we were the same height. She was the tallest woman I had met.

“And you, fuck my tits as hard as you can-“

She whispered, running her hand along my chest and shoulders. I shuddered.

“And if you last long enough,” Serenity cooed, “you and your boys can take my girls with you. We will help, in *any* way we can.”

My eyes bulged. The prospect. The thought.

“And you specifically can have me,” Serenity smiled, pressing herself against me. My cock was burrowed between her thighs now. I was ready to spill my seed then and there.

A dream enveloped my mind. Both Serenity and Hope. Together. Burying my cock between their boobs. I couldn’t resist any longer.

“And if you win?” I asked.

“I get the contract,” Serenity said, “and you and your busty rogue go fight the dark lord on your own.”

The opportunity now, the prospect of the possible future, was too good to pass up.

“Ye-“ I began, Serenity shoved me backwards onto my bed. I fell flat on my back, my legs spread wide open.

“Take your trousers off, Hero,” Serenity said. Pulling a vial of the same liquid Hope had used on me months ago. She poured it between her boobs as well.

I dropped my trousers, kicking them down to my ankles. I didn’t even bother taking them all the way off. My cock, and I, were bucking with excitement.

“Something tells me,” Serenity said softly, “this is going to be really easy.”

She knelt before me, and inserted my cock between her breasts.

“HUAGH!” I gasped immediately, smacking my head against the bed, “MY GODS!”

“Already?!” Serenity laughed, “I barely put you in! Are you a quick shot Mr. Hero?”

She started stroking my cock with her tits, up and down. Up and down. The softness, the warmth, the wetness. It was all too much, I was already close.

“Serenity! Wait!” I moaned, bucking into her tits.

“You know,” Serenity said, “I’ve noticed the stronger guys always make the most noise.”

“HURGH!” I groaned.

“Something about just crying and fucking tits makes the strong boys cum so fast,” She continued, “are you a strong boy, Mr. hero?”

“SERENITY!” I squealed, suddenly she pulled back, and my entire world fell into despair. I looked up to her cruel smile and her ample bosom, hanging above my cock, “Serenity, wha- WHY?”

“Swear the contract to me now,” Serenity said, “and I’ll squeeze your cock with these tits-“

“YES ITS YOURS!” I exclaimed without thinking, reaching my hands out to her, “PLEASE! PLEASE!”

Serenity inserted my cock back into her warm tits.

“FUCK!” I swore, grabbing her breasts and fucking them as hard as I could.

“That’s right,” Serenity said, “fuck my tits, Mr. Hero. Losing your honor and men is nothing when you can fuck these big, bouncing tits.”

“YES! PLEASE!” I begged.

“Go on,” Serenity purred, her eyes gleaming with victory, “lose, Mr. Hero.”

“HURGH!!!” I groaned, as I shot my pent up seed into her chest. I spasmed with each orgasm. It spilled out of her cleavage there was so much.

“By the gods,” I groaned, collapsing on the bed, spent and drained.

“Fifteen seconds,” Serenity laughed, “that’s a record I think. Better hope your busty rogue didn’t hear all that.”

“By the… holy…” I rambled, the afterglow overwhelming me.

Serenity rose to her feet, cleaning my cum off her chest with a happy smile.

“Well played,” Serenity said, “but the boys never last long in these. I’ll be taking that contract now.”

“Serenity,” I said solemnly, my arm draped over my face. I was still sweating and breathing heavily, “you can’t.”

“We had a deal!” Serenity exclaimed.

“I know,” I rose to my feet, my trousers still around my ankles. I hobbled over to her, “I’m sorry. I truly am. But I can’t, our quest is too important.”

“You’d go back on your word??” Serenity hissed, “A noble Hero like you?”

“It wasn’t my word to make,” I tried to tell her, “I’m sorry.”

“You boys will say anything to cum, wont you?” Serenity shook her head, a shame came over me. I couldn’t even argue, “I tried to do this the nice way, Mr. Hero.”

“What do you-“ I began, Serenity grabbed my shoulders. My legs were still spread, my trousers were still down. And before I could finish my question, she launched her knee into my balls.

“EEEEEEEEEE!” I screamed, the force of her blow lifted me off my feet. The familiar pain swelled in my groin and stomach, my legs started to wobble. But above all the fear returned. I stared up into Serenity’s hazel eyes. She was taller than me now.

“Right in the balls,” Serenity beamed.

I called upon all my male strength and superiority, shooting up and grabbing her wrists. She stood her ground, and launched her knee into my balls once again. This time, holding me up on my tip toes.

“No way!” She laughed, “Did you already forget?!”

“My balls-“ I squeaked.

“Yup,” Serenity smiled, “and not just yours.”

I stared at her dumbfounded, she grabbed my cheek and turned me to outside the camp. Suddenly, the all too pathetic male cries broke out in the camp. All of them screaming for their balls.

“I’m taking over,” Serenity said, “and I’m crushing your balls.”

“NO!” I squeaked, her knee was still buried in my nuts. I wanted to drop and curl up and cry. But I knew I couldn’t.

I shoved Serenity by her massive tits, pushing as hard as I could. Just her two knees drained half my strength already but I still launched her across the tent. Half the furniture and tent collapsed around her.

I swiveled around and bolted out the tent as fast as I could. But my trousers were around my ankles and I fell out the entrance. Half naked and face in the dirt.

“You fell for her tricks didn’t you?” Hope asked smugly.

“Hope!” I exclaimed twisting to face her, “we’re under attack!”

“Yeah, I noticed,” Hope nodded, jabbing a finger to the rest of the camp.

It was a massacre, hundreds and hundreds of men getting kicked, kneed, punched, or palmed in the balls by women half their size. They tried to organize any kind of counter attack, but any charge was met with a small girl launching her foot into their balls. They screamed and cried, collapsing to the ground and crying for their nuts.

Iron Jaw, the leader of the Bad Boys and one of the baddest, toughest men I knew, was already on the ground screaming and begging for the girls to spare his balls. Two of the bandit women held his legs wide open, while another sprinted over to his massive bulge. His begging became louder and more rapid, but the girl half his size didn’t care. She punted his balls as hard as she could, shooting them up his throat. And he cried like a little girl.

“We have to fight back!” I exclaimed to Hope, “Hope we have to fight back!”

“You boys are,” Hope shrugged, “not doing a great job though.”

“Please! Help me beat Serenity!” I begged.

“What, her?!” Hope exclaimed, “Have you seen her?! She’s like twice as big as me!”

“I’ve seen you beat men bigger than her!” I huffed, trying to get on my feet. I was only on my hands and knees.

“Yeah,” Hope scoffed, “*men*! It doesn’t matter how big you boys are, I can just kick you in the balls and you all end up crying like babies. But what am I supposed to do to that fucking monster? Kick her pussy? She’ll snap me in two after.”

“Hope!” I begged.

“She’s right you know,” Serenity said, emerging from the tent, her eyes sparkling with delight at the battle taking place. “I don’t think any of my girls have suffered a hit.”

“Serenity!” I shouted, trying to crawl away, “Don’t do this!”

“Sorry, Hero,” Serenity shrugged, “I tried to play nice and you cheated.”

“No!”

“Now your balls are going to pay the price,” Serenity shrugged.

“Hope!”

“Not my fault, Mr. Hero,” Hope shrugged, “I feel real bad for your balls though.”

“NOOOOOO-“ I screamed, trying to crawl away as fast as I could. Serenity was much faster.

She ran after me, winding her leg back to the sky and then launching it at blinding speed. Her foot buried itself in my balls, lifting me into the air. I crashed to the ground. Screaming the only thing I could.

“MYYYYYYYY BALLLLLLLLS!!!” I cried.

“Oof,” Hope flinched, “that was rough.”

“MYYYYYYYY BALLLLLLS!!!” I cried again.

“How long does he do this?” Serenity rolled his eyes.

“He’s a guy,” Hope shrugged, “they really like crying for their balls. He usually goes an hour when I bust him.”

“MYYYYYYYY BALLLLLLLLLLS!” I sobbed.

“Pretty embarrassing,” Serenity replied, “look at all those muscles. You know he didn’t hit me once? A couple knees to the balls and he was useless.”

“Really? Not even one hit?” Hope laughed, watching me writhe and kick the air with my broken balls. “Boys really can’t fight girls huh?”

*Hours Later*

Our defeat was overwhelming. Not a single woman of the enemy forces suffered damage. And every single man ended up clutching his balls, and sobbing in the dirt. After their victory, the girls dragged all of us, by the balls, into the open field. I saw Iron Jaw dragged by the same girl who punted his nuts, she was tiny. It was impossible that she beat him. But she did.

Serenity, with Hope standing next to her, announced to all of us that we worked for her now. She was in charge and owned the contract. And if any of us stepped out of line, every woman would get to kick us in the balls. Needless to say, they all submitted quickly. I however, had one last shot to still complete the quest.

“Serenity!” I called out, still in the fetal position, clutching my balls, “Please hear me out!”

“What is it, booby pervert?” Serenity rolled her eyes, “You all lost in more ways than one. You don’t get to be in charge anymore.”

“No, listen!” I said, hobbling to my feet. I was hunched over and still clutching my balls with one hand, “You women are all incredible fighters. You made short work of us and we’re the best fighters in the land-“

“Hmph,” Hope scoffed, “boy fighters maybe.”

“With your help, we can defeat the Dark Lord. I know it!” I exclaimed, “Join me! We can save the world together!”

“Hmm,” Serenity pretended to consider, “nah, this job is paying 100 gold pieces. Each.”

“The Dark Lord has thousands and thousands of gold pieces!” I shouted, “He has riches and artifacts and treasures far beyond the scraps you’re talking about!”

“Is that so?” Serenity raised her brow, Hope nodded. “Okay then, why do we need any of you? We can all just march up there and crush the Dark Lord and all of his men like we did you.”

“The Dark Lord has powerful magic!” I said, praying to all the gods Hope didn’t rat me out, “Magic only I can resist! With my help, you can beat him.”

“It’s true,” Hope nodded with a smile.

Serenity considered my words briefly, looking to all the girls surrounding all the busted and beaten men.

“Ladies,” Serenity declared, “we got a Dark Lords balls to bust! And a lot of gold to loot after!!”

The women broke out in celebration, I breathed a sigh of relief. Once they all settled down, Serenity surprised us all.

“Alright girls and boys,” She said, “we got a journey ahead of us. Retire to your tents. Boys, you get titfucks tonight for fighting so hard for your little ballsies! But be careful, if you cum my girls get to crush your balls!”

The men perked up at the thought of the pleasure they could receive. The girls dragged them all to their individual tents. I heard the girl speaking to Iron Jaw as she dragged him.

“Your balls are really sensitive, mister. I think you’ve screamed the loudest out of any guy I’ve kicked.”

“Please, don’t crush my balls.”

“I think we both know I’m going to. You can try to fight back again. It was really cute watching you cry for your balls.”

I bowed my head. A bunch of girls completely destroyed a fighting force of men. All because of our balls.

“Come on, Mr. Hero,” Hope purred next to me. I turned to see her sparkling emerald eyes.

“Hope-“

“Don’t worry,” Hope pressed her breasts against me, “before I crush your balls for being a stupid, stupid boy, I’ll let you cum between the girls.”

“Please, no-“

“Tell you what,” Hope smiled, “if you can do a hundred pushups with me on your back. I’ll just let you fuck my tits. But if you can’t do that, I’m going to kick your balls up your throat.”

I gulped. I was in for a long night.

*Total domination! Despite his humiliating defeat, The Hero’s army doubled in size today! Now, straight for the Dark Lord and his forces! But first, one last pit stop? A busty encounter with a regular village girl? Stay tuned for the next Missadventures of The Hero!*